Knock Knock Jokes



Have you ever heard the name of Knock Knock jokes, probably you don’t know what is knock knock jokes all about. You feel very entertain after read thsi post. But few people found boring after read this. For those, we deliver flirty knock knock jokes which are more interesting.
Here we describe some best Knock Knock Jokes which blow your mind.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Can any oe help me with my homework?


Knock, knock 
Who’s there? 
Justin. 
Justin who? 
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!


Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Amanda 
Amanda who? 
A man da fix your sink!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish!
Amish who?
You’re not a shoe!


Why did Lisa fall of the swing? 
Because she had no arms. 
Knock, knock! 
Who’s there? 
Well, not Lisa, that’s for sure.

Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
See! You forgot already!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Opportunity.

Don’t be silly – opportunity doesn’t knock twice!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Old lady Old lady who?

Wow I didn’t know you could yodel.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Amish
Amish Who?
Aw How sweet. I miss you too.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Doctor

Doctor who?

That’s a great T.V. show, isn’t it?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alien
Ablien who?
Just how many aliens do you know?


Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Hand 
Hand who? 
Handover your money!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Yah! Yah who?

Naaah, bro, I prefer google

You: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Friend: why?

You: To get to the retards house. Knock knock Friend: Who’s there?

You: The chicken

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who?

Oh forget it, it is pointless.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To hunt somebody down.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The chicken.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yoda lady.

Yoda lady who?

Good job yodeling!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby
Abbby who?
A bee just stung me!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

No-one.

No-one who? (Remain silent)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hip
Hip who?
Hippopotamus.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Double. Double who?

W!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Cook. – Cook who?

Yeah, you do sound kinda crazy.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh- Moooooo!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

An extraterrestrial.

Extraterrestrial who?

What – how many extra-terrestrials do you know?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

FBI.

FB…

We are asking the questions here!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Kenya.

Kenya who?

Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Grandpa.

Oh my gosh!

Somebody open the coffin quick!!!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettucce in it’s cold out here.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Argo
Arrgo who?
Argo down the shops if you aren’t going to let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock – oops i did it again.

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Tense/dramatic musical background.

Tense/dramatic musical background who?

…DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken Pencil.
Broken Pencil who.
Never mind it’s pointless!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Nooah good place we can get something to eat?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robiin the piggy bank again.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwaynee who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barbara
Barbara who?
Baarbara black sheep, have you any wool…

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bed
Beed who?
Bed you can’t guess who I am!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all morning, let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bruce
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, don’t hit me !

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Burglar
Burglar who?
Burglars don’t knock!

Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma Who?
Imma gettin’ old open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar quick, she’s running away.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Control freak.
Co…
You should say “Control freak who” now.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my work?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD guy on your doorstep?

Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!

Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cow’s go who?
No, silly. Cows go Moo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yes you are!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Comb
Comb who?
Comb on down and I’ll tell you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a nice girl.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chick!
Chick who ?
Chick your oven, I can smell burning !

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cupid!
Cupid who?
Cupid quiet in there.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows v Cows who?
Cows go moo not who!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen all this knocking bother you already?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there ?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes the Police come out with your hands up.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
The Doris locked, why do you think I’m knocking?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Double
Double who?
W!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dish.
Dish who?
Dish is a nice place!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
interrupting doctor.
interr…
You’ve got cancer.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you a owl?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
You see me, do you need glasses or something?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggcited to see me?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Earl
Earl who?
Earl be glad to get to bed, I’m tired.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
Europe early this morning!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my lolly, I’ll whack him.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fangs
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don’t open the door.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fiddle
Fiddle?
Fiddle make you happy I’ll tell you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a bell working?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
What’s on tv tonight?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Flea
Flea who?
Flea blind mice!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fork
Fork who?
Fork-get it, I’m leaving!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
France
France who?
France of the family!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
France
France who?
France of the family!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a bell working?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger! I’ve got the buns!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Garden
Garden who?
Garden the treasure, it’s precious!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Pauline!
Pauline Who?
I think I’m Pauline in love with you.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Honeydew!
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I am to you, the more beautiful you get.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gerald
Gerald who?
It’s Gerald friend from school!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gandhi
Gandhi who?
Gandhi come out and play?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gino
Gino who?
Gino me or not, now open the door!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Egg!
Egg who?
Eggcited to meet you.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Candice!
Candice Who?
Candice be love I’m feeling right now?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra Mirra on the wall.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Aretha.
Aretha who?
Aretha flowers for you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goose
Goose who?
Goose who’s knocking at your door again!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grub
Grub who?
Grub hold of my hand and lets go!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like to be knocking for a change ?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Arnie.
Arnie who?
Arnie having fun?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

Knock Knock!
who’s there?
marry.
marry who?
marry me.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mistletoe.
Mistletoe who?
How can I kiss you I’m outside!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee nice and open the door.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
God bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you a owl?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hada!
Hada who?
Had a great time, how about you?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Disguise!
Disguise who?
This guy is your boyfriend!

Knock knock!
Whose there?
Aadrvark!
Aadrvark who?
Aadrvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles.!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
ME!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heaven
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you for a long time.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey
Hey who?
Hey ho, hey ho, it’s off to work we go!



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