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One cigarette can mean the difference between pacifism and mass homicide.

100% of non smokers also die.

People think smoking is hard to quit. God, clearly they haven’t tried to quit Facebook yet.

If you are going to try the cigarette once in your life then please think about it again because cigarette will try rest of your life.

Everyone wanted me to quit smoking, I did, and now no one is talking to me becuz I’m cranky YOU WANTED ME TO QUIT! I TOLD YA THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

They say that when you smoke a cigarette you lose 7 minutes of your life. Well that’s seven minutes of shit I don’t have to put up with.

I would quit smoking, but nobody likes a quitter

Still trying to figure out why I can’t get paid to do what I do best: drink, smoke & swear.

Roll up my problems , lick down my solutions , burn the past , inhale the good shit , exhale the bullshit.

I have given up smoking again. God! I feel fit, Homicidal, but fit. A different person. Irritable, moody, rude, perhaps; but the lungs are fine.

Do not approach unless you come bearing caffeine and nicotine! All others will be disemboweled. Thank you for your understanding in this difficult time.

If non smokers are so fond of fresh air, why can’t they go stand outside the pub instead?

Smoking a Cigarette reduces life by 5 minutes , Laughing increases life by 10 minutes. A laughing Smoker never dies.

The 5 kings that make us happy Drin-king, smo-king, lic-king, suc-king and fuc-king.

Wants to know why everyone thinks I should quit smoking? Don’t they realize it’s safer for them if I don’t?

Today is day 1 of me quitting smoking. BEWARE OF THE BITCH! RAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR.

Has some of those new patches to stop smoking there ace you put one over each and eye and you cant find your fags.

You say smoking this early in the morning? I say Hey shut up, its 4:20 somewhere.

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.

When I’m dead & in my grave, no more pot & whiskey will I crave. On my tombstone it shall be seen: here lies the bones of a smoking machine.

Has never understood having a smoking and non-smoking section in restaurants. That’s like having a peeing section in a swimming pool!! Seriously.

Forecast for today: cranky with a chance of restlessness and scattered mood swings later in the afternoon! Quitting smoking sucks! [XXXXXXX]~ E-cigarettes help.

Bring me a cigarette and some coffee and NO ONE GETS HURT.

SMOKING SAVES LIVES OF THE GENERAL PUBLIC It stops me strangling those that piss me off.

Dear God, give me the strength not to bitch slap the people that irritate me while I am trying to quit smoking.

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Smokers don’t grow old…they die young…

Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.

A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!

Why Drink and Drive…??
When you can Smoke n Fly…
Dont hate Smoker…every cigarette might be their last…

Thousands of people stop smoking a day – by dying from it.

The best way to quit is to never start.

Can’t we all just get along…And may be even pass a bong…

Fake coughing in front of smokers just to make them feel guilty!

Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak, sometimes it means you are strong enough and smart enough to let go.

I never went to High School, but I went to school high.

Kissing a person who smokes is like licking an ashtray.

Smoking is like cutting onions…it affects you and the people beside you.

It’s been proven that 100% of people that smoke die…it’s also been proven that 100% of people that don’t smoke die too.

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy.

Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suicide.

Cancer cures smoking.

Smoking answers the existential question: how you are going to die.

Whenever I think to quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.

It is easier to stay out than get out.

It ruins your life,
Her life,
And their lives.

When you smoke the weed, it reveals you to yourself.

Smoke a pound a day…and fly high and say…weed is the only way.

Stop smoking!
Did you know that each cigarette shortens your life by approx. 12 minutes?

Love and smoking are the same things.
Both of them hurt us on leaving.

To know more about LUNG cancer….keep SMOKING !!

I really hate cigarettes. Whenever I see one, I lit it up.

Cigarette packets and love both are same. . . The only difference between them is that, at least cigarettes packets comes with a warning.

If you’re thinking about smoking think again.

Long life or cigarettes? You choose.

Smoking is like getting burned inside but you can never feel it

Read a article now the other day that said smoking is bad for you …
This upset me so much that I decided never to read again.

Cigarettes never hurt anyone, the trouble starts when you light them.

Harassing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!!

Just pass the bong, smoking is no big deal it makes you lose weight.

Be nice to the people who smoke cigarette, any cigarette might be their last cigarette.

Smoking reduces weight……one lung at a time!

The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.

Do you mind if I don’t smoke?

Smokers don’t get to smoke. They have to smoke.

These things will kill ya,
– Life will kill ya. Think this.

Smoking doesn’t help even when you think it does.

Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

The only safer cigarette is your last one.

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

No seriously, this is my last one.

I hate cigarettes that’s why I burn them.

Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.

I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.

The Higher I Get, The Closer To Heaven I’ll Be.

Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.

I hate cigarettes and thank God I did quit! When I smoked I said..
“I always say NO to cigarettes.. But cigarettes don’t speak English”
So I decided to ignore it and leave it alone, instead of learning Cancer language

Someone dies from smoking,
Someone dies from a heart attack,
What’s the difference both are dead.

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.

To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.

If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go.

Don’t try to stop smoking. Just stop smoking.

I told myself I would quit, then I remembered what my grandmother told me I am NO QUITTER!!!

I say no to cigarettes but they don’t listen.

To clear up all the confusion, you shouldn’t quit good things like rehab, and you should quit bad things like smoking.

The admirable difference between smokers and non-smokers is: smokers don’t mind that non-smokers don’t smoke.

A cigarette a day keeps the doctor with pay.

If we lose the battle against tobacco, we will lose the war against cancer.

Smoke or not, you die anyway.

Every year thousands of people quit smoking just because they die.

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.

A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.

The more you smoke, the cigarette gets shorter and your life gets shorter too.

To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray.

Smoking and getting caught by your father is injurious to health…!!

Good smoker is a good kisser:)

Smoking is an expenditure beyond your need.

Today is my opportunity to gain back control from an addiction that has and continues to win over millions. But it won’t beat me. I’m no athlete or superstar. I’m just a country girl with more will power and determination than anyone you’ll ever meet. Today’s my day. When’s yours?

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

Smoking kills… But lucky for me, I like a challenge.

Rehab is NOT for quitters… It’s for those who care enough for the ones they love, and for those who want to take CARE OF THEMSELVES again.

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.

Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.

I smoke when I feel alone.

I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
– Bill Hicks

I love to be in fog because nobody knows I’m smoking.

WARNING This chickie is trying to quit smoking. side effects bitchy, cranky, short fuse and very irritable You’ve been warned ‘.

“I knew a man who quit smoking, drinking and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself!”
“I’ve never heard of anyone smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What’s wrong with that?”

“I knew a man who quit smoking, drinking and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself!”
“I’ve never heard of anyone smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What’s wrong with that?”

I can’t think of cooler ways to die.

A Smoke a day keeps the stress away!

Not every person who smoke is bad person, not every person who goes to temple is a good person.

Smoking isn’t the only thing that kills. Life today, nearly everything kills. Guess I should give up life.

Smoking is amazing, I love it! You all who aren’t smokers should try it! It’s been the best thing of my life! Bye, gotta go to heaven.

Don’t ever hate smokers because its them due to whom thousands get their daily bread.

I only smoke after meals, I’m done to 20 meals a day.

You say smoking kills and I say so do car crashes and serial killers.

This is a message 4 all those who DON’T DRINK OR SMOKE! One day your old friends will die n you will be left alone.

I always think about quitting smoking .. But what to do … To think I need to smoke ..

I like to walk in fog so that no one can see me smoking.

What’s worse than a smoker with an attitude ? An enraged non- smoker!!!!

Non smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why I never touched one.:)
Smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why whenever I see one, I lit it up.:D

I tried to stop smoking my special cigarettes but when I went outside the graphics weren’t as good so I sparked up a spliff and the world went back to normal.

Secrets have a way of making themselves felt, even before you know there’s a secret.
– Jean Ferris

Smoking might kill time, sooner than you would want.

You might be a firefighter if you’ve ever smoked and there wasn’t a cigarette in sight.

I am not a heavy smoker, I just go through a lighter a day.

The best way to quit smoking is to keep wet cigarettes.

I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.

Smoking kills and Cars account for more than 35,000 deaths a year in the USA alone. Give up your car and both problems are solved, who wants to walk to the store for cigarettes?

The best way to give up smoking cigarettes is to move to San Francisco where pot is legal.

When you smoke, you’re paying to kill yourself.
If you want to die from’s quicker and easier just to get a gun.

I only smoke when I drink, I’m down to two packs a day!

Like a person is not a thief until he is caught, Smoking was only harmful to the person who died of smoking.

My doctor asked me how much I smoked, I told him just enough to stay addicted.

Smokers are the kindest people ever… Untill they have no smokes…

Smoking kills germs of our teeth.
And I’m gonna fight these germs. Are you ready?

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